An entertaining movie, much like a good meal, is worth the price you pay. And even though a bad movie, unlike a bad meal, probably won't give you the runs, paying $10 dollars to see it will make you feel like shit.

We're here to help, and in the process hear ourselves talk, which we very much like to do. But in the end, it's all about the movies. You can trust your hard earned movie money to us, or go to yahoo movies and see what the critics and masses think. If you're like us, you think The English Patient was boring as hell...so the critics are out, and you don't want computer literate 13 years olds telling you that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" was ground breaking comedy. So, that leaves us, and we like us, so you should too.

The grading system will revolve around you. We aren't bringing you back to school with letter grades, or sticking our thumbs down or up places they don't belong. We are going to tell you whether we enjoyed the movie, or conversely, how pissed we are that they took our money. Then, we'll advise on what medium you should see the film:

Great - In the theater

Bad - Through a neighbor's window.

We suggest you heed our warnings, or take them with a grain of salt and pay the price...