An entertaining movie, much like a good meal, is worth the price you pay. And even though a bad movie, unlike a bad meal, probably won’t give you the runs, paying $10 dollars to see it will make you feel like shit.

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Welcome to Real Review


This site is dedicated to the review of movies, both old and new, long and short, good, and especially bad.  If you’re like us, countless times you’ve read a critic’s review and thought, “Did they watch the same movie I just did?”  Of course the answer is yes, they just watched it through a hazy cloud of pretentious mist.  (Although hazy clouds aren’t all bad for movie watching.) 

Your only other option before spending your hard earned money is to take a gander at user reviews, and frankly, I strongly advise against taking advice from the same mass that elected George Bush…twice.  So, for better or worse, you’re left with us.  A couple guys that combat bordom with mass movie watching and rewatching.   

The site is so easy to navigate, well, a critic could do it.  The two right columns describe the ratings system.  Click the images for further details on our highly scientific ranking system.  The far right column includes easy to navigate links to the reviews, as well as the critics’ (Yeah, I guess we are those) myspace pages, and a search bar.  Reviews are being added daily, so tell us what you think, bookmark, and make sure to come back.